Broom

I needed a broom. Loads of fine sand blows in at the windows, and what with Rosie's hair.... It's a tiled floor and gets really disgusting. The landlady gave Simon (brother and neighbour) one but it's a pain borrowing all the time and I'll need one in the real house. So off I went to Spanos Supermarket, picked up nice red brush and matching pole. Got home, they didn’t fit together! Took them back on the scooter – pole stuck through saddle strap (Simon’s bike), another jousting joke and showed the lady who said “oh you need yellow handle”. Of course. Silly me.